Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 12:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Google Photos albums redesign adds Material 3 Expressive toolbar, QR code sharing - 9to5Google

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

One Of The Rarest Video Games Ever Has Been Preserved Online - GameSpot

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

China Strikes Hard: Chinese Satellite Pulverizes Starlink With a 2-Watt Laser 36,000 KM From Earth - The Daily Galaxy

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minjee Lee wins third major title at windswept KPMG Women’s PGA Championship - NBC Sports

No way

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Separating Material 3 Expressive from Android 16 was Google's smartest move all year - Android Police

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

They put up a sign reading

Those Ice Baths May Not Be 'a Great Idea' - Newser

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Your chatbot friend might be messing with your mind - The Washington Post

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Physicists Say Light Can Be Made From Nothing and Now They Have the Simulation to Prove It - ZME Science

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

Do you love fat pussy?

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nintendo Switch 2’s RAM, Storage, and NVIDIA DLSS Support Let It Surpass PlayStation 4, According to CD Projekt Red VP of Technology - Wccftech

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to