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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 12:27

Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No way
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
They put up a sign reading
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
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Minds and Behinds
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No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to